These are the scribbles of a jealous magician that cannot rub two pieces of chalk together long enough to summon flatulence. ¹

Your lies are showing. I seem to recall you turning down a perfectly good wish - a nice, warm fire, wasn't it?

1 - Laxatives are one thing that humans are never short of providing, for those magicians having trouble being regular. Failing that, I recommend eating copious amounts of soap.