[05 - Video/Commentlog] Abomination

[needsnobottle]

[Sorry, Keepites. If you are near room 4032 this morning you likely heard a guttural scream. It's brief and cuts of quick but man, that wasn't cool, right?

About an hour or so later--after reading that this isn't an isolated thing, it appears just about everyone is going through...something...in a similar fashion, Tammy feels like she's recovered enough to make a video post. When she speaks, her voice is faint, and flickers in and out, much like a flame caught in the breeze, with a hollow ring underpinning it all.]

For everyone asking why: it's because he's a lord of ass holes. We are the puppets dancing at the end of his string and clearly we are failing to provide him entertainment.

[She sighs, her eyeholes flickering with light.]

My head feels so...weird. And we can't undo it. We don't think we can. We haven't been able to.



{{OOC: All replies made on dmr}}

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[Audio]

[cellwave]

What will you do? If we're stuck like this.

[audio]

[dmr]

Find a horse, ride through the keep stealing other people's heads.

Or something less literary and more appropriate. And as soon as I think of what that might be I'll let you know.

How'd you come out of things?

[Audio]

[cellwave]

You'd do well in the joust like this. Scare everyone else right off their horses.

Karma got me pretty good. It could be worse, I guess, but I'm don't think I'll be going anywhere for a while.

[audio]

[dmr]

Oh right, I nearly forgot there were fun and games going on right now. What incredibly convenient timing.

And that's only if I managed to not scare my own horse and to actually stay on it. Never been horseback riding.

Oh? Got you so well you can't join the festivities? That must be bad.

[audio]

[cellwave]

I haven't, either. But it can't be that hard, right? It always looks easy in the movies.

[Dramatic sigh.]

It's embarrassing. If anyone saw me like this, I'd never live it down.

[audio]

[dmr]

A lot of things look easy in the movies. But I don't think we get multiple takes to get something right around here.

Well, mostly.

[She's thinking about Malkus right now and the fact that he's died.]

Oh? Who'd tease you about it?

[audio]

[cellwave]

I don't know. Maybe no one.

But that still doesn't make me want to go anywhere.

[audio]

[dmr]

Yeah, I can't really blame you, since I'm not exactly chomping at the bit to be seen like this.

Though that's more to keep from scaring people.

[thenotmagician]

...Y'alright?

[audio]

[dmr]

I'll survive, I'd wager, and that's the important thing, right?

[She might not sound too convincing.]

How're you? Still you and not something else?

Re: [audio]

[thenotmagician]

I actually seem t'be some sorta lizard thing, actually.

[audio]

[dmr]

How's that working out for you?

Re: [audio]

[thenotmagician]

It's great!

[audio]

[dmr]

[She's laughing at that, and though the sound is as flickering as her voice, there's no doubting it's genuine.]

Yeah? Do you have a tail and everything?

Re: [audio]

[thenotmagician]

Sure do.

[audio]

[dmr]

Can you move your eyes in different directions?

Re: [audio]

[thenotmagician]

[brb trying]

Nope.

[audio]

[dmr]

Well, at least you got a tail out of the deal.

Re: [audio]

[thenotmagician]

Not gonna lie, th'tail is pretty sweet.

[audio]

[dmr]

Oh? Can you do anything with it?

Re: [audio]

[thenotmagician]

I can move it around. 'Bout it.

[audio]

[dmr]

Man, having a tail would have been awesome.